Once upon a time, I bought a new pair of jeans. Actually “new” as in, I did not get them from a thrift store (…but they were on deep clearance). I didn’t try them on since they were my usual size. I wore them for the first time and I admit, they were a little tighter than I thought they would be. But the husband loved them and the teenage fashionista daughter approved! So I was feeling good.
That is until I bent over in my front yard, rear end facing the street. I heard a loud “rriiiipp”. I reached back and felt a giant tear, straight down my bum and and completely wide open!!
The End, of my dignity.
🫣😩😑
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