Friday, November 14, 2025

Dairy Free Puns

 Dad and I picked up Josie from her friend Yara’s house. Josie asked how our date was and dad told her about it and started doting on me. I tried to be funny and said “Easy babe, I’m dairy free… stop buttering me up!”

He replied, “Sorry, I was just ‘milking’ it!”

We laughed then I asked Josie “You have one for us Jo?”

Without missing a beat she said “I thought of one, but it was too cheesy!”

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